| Drinks | 428 |
|---|---|
| Total distance driven | 3755.0 miles |
| Cambridge education | 7 degrees |
| Number of firearm injuries | 1 red badgers of courage |
| Last known latitude | 25° 47' 09" N |
| Last known longitude | 80° 07' 49" W |
| Distance to MIA | 10 miles |
| Bullets Fired | 250 rounds |
| Number of times Colorado River crossed | 7 |
| Number of evenings failing to toast the sunset with beer | 10 sunsets |
